Thursday, June 12, 2008
i am afraid of kraft "singles" american cheese. i am more afraid of the yellow kind than the white kind, but they both freak me out.
actually, all pre-wrapped, square, single american cheese product gives me the willies.
for some reason, something like boar's head american cheese from a deli, sliced on the spot, doesn't bother me nearly as much. i wouldn't eat a plain cold slice, but it's the kind i choose for my cheeseburgers and grilled cheese sandwiches.
i am also afraid of people touching me or touching objects that i need to come into contact with, after they have handled kraft singles. there's always some filmy smelly greasy substance left behind when you touch that cheese and then touch something else. friggin' gross.